Following are some facts I've gathered about the extremely low IQ blogger who uses the alias "Mystere". Facts marked with an asterisk are unverified but probably accurate. All other facts have been verified 100 percent accurate (with any caveats noted).
Some Mystere facts
Real Name: Edward Tsutomu Endo.
Date of Birth: 2/20/1963 (61 years old).
Address: 5301 Delong Street, Cypress CA.
Home Phone No: 714-828-3285. Could be an old number and not Mystere's current phone number. You can call it if you want and see if Mystere answers.
*Martial Status: In a same-sex relationship with the WWE wrestler Rikishi although Mystere likely claims to be heterosexual and single.
*Work Status: Unemployed House Husband. Although he doesn't like to admit this, explaining why he created a fictional company called "En Associates" he is supposedly the "president" of.
*Sexual Orientation: (closeted, self-hating) gay man.
Religion: Evangelical Christian.
Mental Health Status: insane in the membrane.
Political Affiliation: Trumper republiturd.
*Special Skills: Orally pleasuring the male sex organ, farting.
Known Blogger sockpuppets: Q-Taro, donkey's revenge, Porky Da Badd Ass, Rattrapper, and possibly others (see sidebar).
Fake Accounts used to impersonate other Bloggers: Fake Dervish Sanders, Fake Les Carpenter.
Aliases Used: Helmut Von Streudelstein.
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